How cute is Maxy?
His current rating is 3.24 out of 5 with 41 vote(s).
All about Maxy
- Dennis Roberts
- Province, Country:
- BC, Canada
- Date of Birth:
- December 25, 2003
- Coat Colour:
- Brown and Black
- Eye Colour:
BEHOLD!!!!!! IT IS I, MAXY, DOGGY OF DEATH!!!!!! I'M KIDDING, OK??? I'm a good owner, and the best life ever! Here's my favorite thing--gummi burgers, no wait--Purina Little Champions dog food! It rocks! The way food is in 2004 really beats 2003! I also like cuddles with my owner, walkies in the park, and games of fetch.
"FOR DATING PURPOSES:
******EYES OF FEMALE DOGS ONLY!!!!!!******
Sunsets, little puppies, s**, but not for money, and doggy noogies!!!!!!"
My dislikes are rude dogs, photographers who want you to look snooty so they fix your head so much they crack your neck, like in my pic, and sniffing the fanny of another dog I want to meet, because fannies always smell like poopsie, but I do it anyway!!!!!!
My worst pet peeve is when I'm hungry, steal some food with my secret technique, and my owner catches me red-pawed!!!!!!
My favorite toy is a red, squeaking, rubber fire hydrant chew toy with a happy face, whom I call, "Squeeky"!!!!!! As I tell the other dogs at the dog park, "His name's Squeeky. He takes a chewin' but keeps on squeakin'!!!!!!"
My favorite place to hang out is the dog park when I'm dating, playing with my owner, sniffing dogs' fannies, or checking out what's under that lady's skirt, or pulling on the little girl's swim suit!!!!!! But when I'm lookin' for relaxation, my owner's bed is my utopia!!!!!!
I'm supposed to tell you my most embarrassing moment, but I don't want you to know!!!!!! It's too NAUGHTY!!!!!!
My most cherished moment was when my owner brought me home from the animal shelter!!!!!!
SEE YOU, I'VE GOTTA JET!!!!!!