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Tip 79 – Flatulence in dogs – dog farting – treating dog farts

Although most dogs seem to enjoy the smell of a human flatus or fart, the reverse is rarely true. Dogs suffering from excessive flatulence (farting) can quickly pollute the air quality in a room. Although not harmful to human health, …

Owner:
Corbet Desrailles
City:
Winnipeg
Province, Country:
MB, Canada
Type/Breed:
Shep/Mal
Date of Birth:
August 1, 2002
Sex:
Female
Height:
27
Weight:
95
Coat Colour:
Reddish Brown, Black and White
Eye Colour:
Green

       My name is Morta and I like to kill cats.  My dad thinks it is fun to lie down on our driveway and coax local cats to come rub against him.  He then picks them up, leans over the back fence and asks "where's the kitty?  Get it!".  The he throws the cat right at my head so it claws me and I get mad.  I am fast so I grab it and shake it, usually by the stomach.  If I am lucky enough to get it by the stomach, I am rewarded with warm guts. 

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