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Old September 23rd, 2004, 09:45 AM
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Joke - The Very Special Parrot

A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife. So he asked the saleman for some assistance. The salesman brought the man to a parrot in the back. "Now this is the perfect pet for your wife, Chet is a very special animal" the salesman said. "What makes him so special?" the man asked. The salesman took al ighter from his pocket and held it under Chet's right foot, and Chet started to sing "jingle bells, jingle bells.." and then the salesman held the lighter under his left foot and Chet started to sing "deck the halls....". So the man asked "What happens if you hold the lighter between his feet?" "Well, I don't know" answered the salesman. So he held the lighter between the parrot's feet and instantly Chet begins to sing...
"Chet's nuts roastng on an open fire..."
A dog is an endearing confidant who always listens and gives the best advise - which is to give no advise at all. A dog is one of the few constants a person can count on in an unpredictable, ever-changing world. Debanneball
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Old September 23rd, 2004, 02:20 PM
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hahah that's too funny and cute at the same time...
ahh yes Christmas Season's around the corner.. but rist halloween!
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