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Old September 22nd, 2004, 10:51 PM
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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty, But In A Law Firm, Aren't:

excuse the CAPS, i've cut and pasted.


TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, AREN'T:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge.
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the #1 thing that sounds dirty but in a law firm isn't:
1. Think you can get me off
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Old September 22nd, 2004, 10:55 PM
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LOL wAggie good laugh, like my girlfriend always say You're a nutter
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Old September 23rd, 2004, 08:56 AM
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I take that as a compliment
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Old September 23rd, 2004, 09:33 AM
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Very good....
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