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Old December 28th, 2010, 10:34 AM
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If the shoe was on the other foot –

How silly do we look to them?
We tell our cats all the time get down from there; don’t play with my foot; stop doing that! We try to stop them from wrestling with their siblings because one cries a little louder than the other and we are afraid they are being hurt. How many times do we see the crier walk away victorious from one of those “fights”? Don’t climb our curtains! But why? It’s normal for cats to want to be as high as possible. What better place than from on top the curtain rod?
How would it be if the shoe was on the other foot? If cats and dogs ruled the world what would they have us change? Our toileting habits? Surely they see what we do as a little strange. Our rituals are so complicated. For them it’s find the closest patch of grass, dirt (litter box), or pine needles and let ‘er rip. Our eating habits? Our sleeping arrangements? Our transportation? What’s wrong with two feet and a heart beat?

Let’s see how many strange, fun, ridiculous ideas we can come up with as to how we think our pets would change us – if the shoe was on the other foot.
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Old December 28th, 2010, 10:47 AM
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In our case, Penny and Nukka probably wonder why their humans freak out and don't find poopsicles as delectable as they do . Lucky's probably wondering why his meals come out of grocery bags and not the woods behind the house .
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Old December 28th, 2010, 10:48 AM
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The guys would treat me like a Treat Dispenser if the shoe were on the other foot around here
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Old December 28th, 2010, 11:23 AM
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The guys would treat me like a Treat Dispenser if the shoe were on the other foot around here
No mf, they already see you as a treat dispenser!! I've seen that. And now with Iggy there full time again - what's one more?
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Old December 28th, 2010, 11:25 AM
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In our case, Penny and Nukka probably wonder why their humans freak out and don't find poopsicles as delectable as they do . Lucky's probably wondering why his meals come out of grocery bags and not the woods behind the house .
Been there. I guess they have to stop eating so well so the end product wouldn't taste as good.
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Old December 28th, 2010, 11:53 AM
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How would it be if the shoe was on the other foot? If cats and dogs ruled the world what would they have us change?
They would probably tell us , "Wow , you're taking ANOTHER shower today !? Why ? You were starting to smell pretty nice to us"
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Old December 28th, 2010, 12:19 PM
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What don't cook that steak!!!! Just throw that sucker on the floor and eat it!!!
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No mf, they already see you as a treat dispenser!! I've seen that. And now with Iggy there full time again - what's one more?
Iggy has turned into the biggest beggar on 4 legs

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Old December 28th, 2010, 10:40 PM
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They would probably tell us , "Wow , you're taking ANOTHER shower today !? Why ? You were starting to smell pretty nice to us"


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What don't cook that steak!!!! Just throw that sucker on the floor and eat it!!!
Yummy!!!!

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Iggy has turned into the biggest beggar on 4 legs
But he is very cute!
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They would probably question our "spays and neuters", just sayin
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Old December 29th, 2010, 07:55 AM
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They would probably question our "spays and neuters", just sayin
They wouldn't be the only ones. It's always beyond me how some humans are allowed to breed.
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The probably wonder why we go into this strange little room and turn on something that makes water fall on us. Then as if that's not degrading enough, we put this foamy stuff on us, scrub and brush then let water fall on us again! They probably think it's way too much trouble.
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They wouldn't be the only ones. It's always beyond me how some humans are allowed to breed.
...ain't that the truth!!!
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