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Old September 12th, 2004, 06:11 PM
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Cute story to share

This is a good one.

The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies."

Toward the end of the service, He asked his congregation, How many of you have forgiven their enemies?

About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. As it was past lunchtime, this time about 80 percent held up their hands. He then Repeated his question again. All responded, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones?" inquired the preacher, Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?

I don't have any she replied, smiling sweetly.

Mrs. Jones, That is very unusual. How old are youNinety-three, she replied. Oh Mrs. Jones, what a blessing and a lesson to us all you are.

Would you please come down in front of this congregation and tell us all how a person can live ninety-three years and not have an enemy in the world."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced
the congregation, and said "I outlived the bitches."



Hope this does not bother anyone, thought it was cute and wanted to share after all how true it that.

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Old September 12th, 2004, 06:17 PM
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That is just about the cutest thing I've ever heard!! Do you mind if I share the story outside the forum?
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Old September 12th, 2004, 06:24 PM
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[QUOTE=Writing4Fun]That is just about the cutest thing I've ever heard!! Do you mind if I share the story outside the forum?[/QUOTE


Of course not dear you share it will whoever your little heart desires. A friend of mine sent it to me in a email and I had to share.
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Old September 12th, 2004, 06:39 PM
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OMG lmfho hahahahaha
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