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Does anyone know of a good cat psychologist...ASAP
...Antonio needs help.
Pictures may follow if he can get the courage to walk into the "KItten" room...or in his mind " the room that changed my life" The Tale of a cat who lost his identity.... ![]() For those who do not know Antonio; he is a man's man..he was named after Antonio Banderas because female kitties follow him , googoo gaagaa over him ( except for Tess)...he walks up to a female cat and say's ...ello ladies, I am Antonio Banderas, and I am here to pleasure you...ask me anything and I will do it....( insert accent ![]() ...He is a lady's man.....until this morning. I warned him. He wanted to woo the mommy cat who I just got from the refinery. Now keep in mind she is a single mom with six kittens..her man ( or men) no where to be found!!! She is not always perky. Well this morning Antonio went into the room and did what he always does... " Ello, pretty lady..my name is..." there was a movement...he looked around and yes there it was a fresh plate of food. (the only thing that will get his attention away from females).. He excused himself, and went to the plate...now she warned him...she was not in the mood to be with a man and more importantly...that was her food!!! Antonio, did not care...he went straight for the dish.. Mommy cat was too tired to fight so she looked at me and winked ( ok so I have an imagination)...she was trying to say...don't worry he will leave very quickly....very soon. No sooner did she say that; six little kittens came out of hiding and went straight for Antonio, the unexpecting male.... Well these little ones just woke up and were a little sleepy so they sort of didn't realise that he was not their mother...Antonio was too busy to care about these little things around him....so they did what they always do in the morning... while Antonio was chowing down...they went seeking for nipples...thats right they wanted their milk and so they started searching and biting looking for these little nipples that should have been there....but where did they go? At first bite, Antonio yelped and took off while a little kitten was still hanging from his "nipple". So now Antonio is confused and freaked out. Is he male or is he female...why would they think he had milk...what were those little moving objects that hung from his manly chest.... ![]() Antonio is still in hiding trying to find answers to what just happened...so I think he will definately need help....very soon ![]() Tess, is still laughing her little feline heart out.... |
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![]() ![]() Oops, I mean poor Antonio ![]() ![]() ![]() We had a foster pup, Aiden, who tried to latch on to Lucky's non-existent teats as well. The shocked look on his face was priceless. Bet Antonio's reaction was much the same ![]()
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cpietra16, you're a great story teller.
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Hahahah. Loved this.
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Oh My Lord...the visual on this is just hysterical
![]() ![]() ![]() Nothing like a litter of kitties to put you in your place! ![]() ![]()
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That is absolutely priceless
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LMBO
![]() ![]() ![]() That is too funny...too bad u didn't get it on video...u didn't da ya? ![]()
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That should take down a nip or two..
![]() Poor baby....I think it was likely time he learned who really does rule the world...the mothers and ladies!!! ![]() ![]() Great story! |
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cpietra16, Abolutely hilarious! I can picture it all now.....say, you should write a book or do a comic strip! I think Antonio is funner than Garfield.
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Oh, Antonio...don't listen to them.
![]() (Tess, I'll meet you in the back room for a quiet giggle in a few minutes ![]() ![]()
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Awww the embarrassment ![]()
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...if you you can't beat them....join them
Traumatized...my ***...its takes alot more than love bits to keep Antonio away from food....have you ever seen Twins with Arnold Schwartzenager and Danny Devito....well if you have you can appreciate this picture!!!!!
1- kittens getting their breakfast..awww 2- One of these heads just doesn't doesn't belong there...can you guess..and he is not a twin or part of this litter..can you guess??? ![]() 3- mommy is now wondering what kind of "step dad" Antonio would make???ummmm??? SO??? Traumatized....I think not...but notice how close to the floor his belly is ![]() ![]() |
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belly almost the the floor....
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He's just showing the little ones how it's done.
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It's amazing the power of food. Didn't take long for AB to get over himself, did it?
![]() Love the story! Love the kitties even more! ![]()
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Love the pictures! What a cute crew!
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Awww Antonio,he just loves the little ones,is just showing them how to eat
![]() Adorable pics cpietra ![]()
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it happened...
my therpist told me to embrace my female side....
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Oh my sweetness!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Antonio - you are amazing!!!!!!!!!!!
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Awwwwwww, Antonio, good thing you are neutered, otherwise you would be over run with females wanting your "attention"
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Oh, what a wonderful boy you have there!
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