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June 1st, 2010, 08:23 AM
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Does anyone know of a good cat psychologist...ASAP
...Antonio needs help.
Pictures may follow if he can get the courage to walk into the "KItten" room...or in his mind " the room that changed my life" The Tale of a cat who lost his identity....  For those who do not know Antonio; he is a man's man..he was named after Antonio Banderas because female kitties follow him , googoo gaagaa over him ( except for Tess)...he walks up to a female cat and say's ...ello ladies, I am Antonio Banderas, and I am here to pleasure you...ask me anything and I will do it....( insert accent  )....He is a lady's man.....until this morning. I warned him. He wanted to woo the mommy cat who I just got from the refinery. Now keep in mind she is a single mom with six kittens..her man ( or men) no where to be found!!! She is not always perky. Well this morning Antonio went into the room and did what he always does... " Ello, pretty lady..my name is..." there was a movement...he looked around and yes there it was a fresh plate of food. (the only thing that will get his attention away from females).. He excused himself, and went to the plate...now she warned him...she was not in the mood to be with a man and more importantly...that was her food!!! Antonio, did not care...he went straight for the dish.. Mommy cat was too tired to fight so she looked at me and winked ( ok so I have an imagination)...she was trying to say...don't worry he will leave very quickly....very soon. No sooner did she say that; six little kittens came out of hiding and went straight for Antonio, the unexpecting male.... Well these little ones just woke up and were a little sleepy so they sort of didn't realise that he was not their mother...Antonio was too busy to care about these little things around him....so they did what they always do in the morning... while Antonio was chowing down...they went seeking for nipples...thats right they wanted their milk and so they started searching and biting looking for these little nipples that should have been there....but where did they go? At first bite, Antonio yelped and took off while a little kitten was still hanging from his "nipple". So now Antonio is confused and freaked out. Is he male or is he female...why would they think he had milk...what were those little moving objects that hung from his manly chest....  Antonio is still in hiding trying to find answers to what just happened...so I think he will definately need help....very soon  Tess, is still laughing her little feline heart out.... 
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#2
June 1st, 2010, 10:17 AM
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 Oops, I mean poor Antonio . Hope he gets over his confusion soon  . (Tess, help the poor fellow out and giggle in private if you must )We had a foster pup, Aiden, who tried to latch on to Lucky's non-existent teats as well. The shocked look on his face was priceless. Bet Antonio's reaction was much the same .
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June 1st, 2010, 11:05 AM
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cpietra16, you're a great story teller.
I was imagining the accent.
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June 1st, 2010, 11:30 AM
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Hahahah. Loved this.
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June 1st, 2010, 11:38 AM
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Oh My Lord...the visual on this is just hysterical
Nothing like a litter of kitties to put you in your place!  Antonio for a speedy recovery
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June 1st, 2010, 12:38 PM
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That is absolutely priceless
Poor Antonio , I hope he recovers soon!
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June 1st, 2010, 01:03 PM
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LMBO
Well that will learn him...... He should listen to a female LOLThat is too funny...too bad u didn't get it on video...u didn't da ya?
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June 1st, 2010, 01:34 PM
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That should take down a nip or two..
Poor baby....I think it was likely time he learned who really does rule the world...the mothers and ladies!!! Great story!
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June 1st, 2010, 11:50 PM
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cpietra16, Abolutely hilarious! I can picture it all now.....say, you should write a book or do a comic strip! I think Antonio is funner than Garfield.
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June 2nd, 2010, 05:27 PM
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Oh, Antonio...don't listen to them.
 hazel knows how traumatic this was for you, Big Guy! You've still got it, Macho Man! (Tess, I'll meet you in the back room for a quiet giggle in a few minutes  )
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June 2nd, 2010, 05:34 PM
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you are a great story-teller and I can so picture macho Antonio with the little ones hanging on to him.. Awww the embarrassment
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June 2nd, 2010, 05:48 PM
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Poor Antonio. Hopefully he's not too traumatized.
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June 3rd, 2010, 08:46 AM
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...if you you can't beat them....join them
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1- kittens getting their breakfast..awww 2- One of these heads just doesn't doesn't belong there...can you guess..and he is not a twin or part of this litter..can you guess??? 3- mommy is now wondering what kind of "step dad" Antonio would make???ummmm??? SO??? Traumatized....I think not...but notice how close to the floor his belly is
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June 3rd, 2010, 08:51 AM
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He's just showing the little ones how it's done.
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June 3rd, 2010, 09:35 AM
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It's amazing the power of food. Didn't take long for AB to get over himself, did it?
Love the story! Love the kitties even more! 
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June 3rd, 2010, 12:57 PM
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what a character that Antonio is 
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Cat maid to: Jasper, male Ragdoll ?? (approx 10 yrs) Sweet Pea, female silver tabby DSH (approx 8 yrs) Rose semi feral, a cpietra rescue, female tabby (approx 7 yrs) Puddles RIP (1996-2014 Snowball RIP (1991-2005) In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.-English Proverb “While we are free to choose our actions, we are not free to choose the consequences of our actions.” Stephen R. Covey
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June 3rd, 2010, 01:04 PM
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Love the pictures! What a cute crew!
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June 3rd, 2010, 04:38 PM
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Awww Antonio,he just loves the little ones,is just showing them how to eat
Adorable pics cpietra
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June 19th, 2010, 09:04 AM
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Oh my sweetness!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Antonio - you are amazing!!!!!!!!!!!
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Assumptions do nothing but make an ass out of u and me. We can stick our heads in the sand for only so long before it starts choking us. Face it folks. The pet population is bad ALL OVER THE WORLD!
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June 19th, 2010, 09:06 AM
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Awwwwwww, Antonio, good thing you are neutered, otherwise you would be over run with females wanting your "attention"
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Cat maid to: Jasper, male Ragdoll ?? (approx 10 yrs) Sweet Pea, female silver tabby DSH (approx 8 yrs) Rose semi feral, a cpietra rescue, female tabby (approx 7 yrs) Puddles RIP (1996-2014 Snowball RIP (1991-2005) In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.-English Proverb “While we are free to choose our actions, we are not free to choose the consequences of our actions.” Stephen R. Covey
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#24
June 19th, 2010, 10:12 AM
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Oh, what a wonderful boy you have there!
 Such a gentle soul. Cute kittens, too!!
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