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Old May 19th, 2010, 08:10 AM
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One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!

The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by
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"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"

The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That's an honourable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said. "Where does he practise?"

The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada... He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.'

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Old May 19th, 2010, 08:35 AM
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That's cute.
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Old June 18th, 2010, 08:31 PM
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That was great!
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Old June 18th, 2010, 08:43 PM
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I needed screen cleaner after that one...lol
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Old June 19th, 2010, 06:46 AM
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That is too funny!
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Old June 19th, 2010, 07:16 AM
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love it!
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Old June 19th, 2010, 11:00 PM
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Funny, I had forgotten I had posted that one.
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That is sooo funny
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