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Old May 27th, 2010, 10:31 PM
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Smile Dog Laws of Property Ownership

It's Mine If:
I like it,
It's in my mouth,
I can take it from you,
I had it before (at any time),
I'm chewing it,
It just looks like mine,
I saw it first,
You put it down, but..
if it's broken, first of all the cat did it,
then it's yours!
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