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Another Chuckle
I tried searching for this joke, and couldn't find it. So PLEASE forgive me if you've heard it already, but I thought it was so funny, I just had to share!
How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! ROTTWEILER: Make me. LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. POODLE: I'll get to it when I've finished my hair and my nails are dry. COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover..... AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle. OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z How Many Cats Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light? All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff... |
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Very Funny And Very True!!!!! :d
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I love that. The dog one is great.
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That is soooo true..
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