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Old August 10th, 2004, 09:04 PM
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Another Chuckle

I tried searching for this joke, and couldn't find it. So PLEASE forgive me if you've heard it already, but I thought it was so funny, I just had to share!

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
POODLE: I'll get to it when I've finished my hair and my nails are dry.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark
IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

How Many Cats Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff...
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Old August 11th, 2004, 12:47 PM
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Very Funny And Very True!!!!! :d
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Old August 11th, 2004, 05:06 PM
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I love that. The dog one is great.
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Old August 11th, 2004, 05:31 PM
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That is soooo true..
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