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Why Am I Married?
WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son". First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive." |
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Thx for the funnies...I quite enjoyed laughing this morning!
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Mooki & Jaeger Mom to Seth - Brown Tabby Messina - Blonde Tabby |
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Thanks for the chuckle this morning...
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*L* just what I needed to hear as we approach our 30th anniversary next week *L* I'll have to show these to hubby
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A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son". This one got me really laughing.
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There are only two rules at my house: House rule #1. Cats rule. House rule #2. See rule #1. http://nuriaandthegang.shutterfly.com/ |
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What a great way to start the day.
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Thanks for the laugh, much needed after having to shovel the snow and scrape the ice this morning,
while my husband laid all snuggled up with the dogs in bed. |
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Funny stuff......and I just happen to be wearing my wedding ring on the wrong finger lately.
(it's really cuz it got too loose on the ring finger)....
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Bina Please have pets spayed and neutered, and wearing a collar with an ID tag. |
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*rolls with laughter* that was great. I am so showing my fiance.
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thanks for the laughs! those were great gotta show my FH!
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Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday. Cats leave pawprints on our hearts forever Eclipse July 23th 2004 Serena July 23th 2004 Stormy April 20 2007 Zoey RIP March 2006-April 2 2007 |
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Way too Funny!!!!
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Mom To Matt and Murphy- Born March 18/08 English Mastiffs. AHHHH They are a year old already!!!! |
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