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December 2nd, 2008, 02:30 AM
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Lifesavers
A teacher was doing a study testing the sense of taste of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red......................Cherry Yellow..................Lemon Green...................Lime Orange.................Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well, she said, I will give you all a clue.......it's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my gawd .........they're @ssholes." !!! 
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December 2nd, 2008, 06:25 AM
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December 7th, 2008, 02:12 AM
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