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Old November 20th, 2008, 06:35 AM
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How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb

This may be old, but it is the first time I have read it:

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer:

"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
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Old November 20th, 2008, 07:52 AM
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LOL, very cute.
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Old November 20th, 2008, 10:26 AM
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This is absolutely amazing - I hope others read it! So darn true!

Thanks - it just made my day!
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Old November 20th, 2008, 11:27 AM
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this is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just snorted my lasagna all over the screen!
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Old November 20th, 2008, 11:27 AM
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HAHAHA.. Thats hilarious! Wonder what a yorkie would do??..lol
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Old November 20th, 2008, 11:29 AM
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this is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just snorted my lasagna all over the screen!
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Old November 20th, 2008, 11:33 AM
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BM, I think it will be like:
Yorkie - Pick me up, pick me up! I'll do it, just pick me up!!
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Old November 20th, 2008, 11:33 AM
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This is tooo cute!

American Bull Dog: "I'll think about your bulb issues AFTER my nap. kthanks"
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Old November 20th, 2008, 11:36 AM
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BM, I think it will be like:
Yorkie - Pick me up, pick me up! I'll do it, just pick me up!!
HAHA! Yep, I think you pretty well nailed it!!
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Old November 20th, 2008, 11:41 AM
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This is tooo cute!

American Bull Dog: "I'll think about your bulb issues AFTER my nap. kthanks"
LOL!
that is pretty much it, huh?
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Old November 20th, 2008, 11:45 AM
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Hahahaha That is too cute I laugh my head off

English Mastiff: I could do But it's just too much work!!

I love the other comments too. They are as funny as the joke
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Old November 20th, 2008, 11:48 AM
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My min pin Julia " you...idiot..who do you think I am? That's for 'little' dogs...geezzee"!
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Old November 20th, 2008, 11:48 AM
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English Mastiff: I could do But it's just too much work!!
LOL!!! So true!
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Old November 20th, 2008, 11:53 AM
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Big Thanks L4H, for posting this!
its awesome! I just made everyone in the office snort their respective lunches on their screens!
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Old November 20th, 2008, 12:02 PM
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Big Thanks L4H, for posting this!
its awesome! I just made everyone in the office snort their respective lunches on their screens!
I second it! Ewww ...seconds anyone???
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Old November 20th, 2008, 12:14 PM
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Thanks alot BenMax and JennieV!! I just spit my coffee all over the screen!!!!

Thanks L4H for posting!! Been alot of fun
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Old November 20th, 2008, 12:18 PM
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Thanks alot BenMax and JennieV!! I just spit my coffee all over the screen!!!!

Thanks L4H for posting!! Been alot of fun
Happy to help..

Ok would offend if I bring in what a great dane would say (ok....Frenchy is not here so here we go...)

Great Dane: 'Dah what's dat....? " ZAP..".I guess I should try not to lick it when the circuit is still on....right?"
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Old November 20th, 2008, 12:22 PM
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Happy to help..

Ok would offend if I bring in what a great dane would say (ok....Frenchy is not here so here we go...)

Great Dane: 'Dah what's dat....? " ZAP..".I guess I should try not to lick it when the circuit is still on....right?"
Lol Benmax!
I think its awesome!
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Old November 20th, 2008, 12:22 PM
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Old November 20th, 2008, 12:29 PM
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Don't tell Frenchy - she's got one of my fosters.....
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:14 PM
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Big Thanks L4H, for posting this!
its awesome! I just made everyone in the office snort their respective lunches on their screens!
Got the comment in the TJT now.
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:15 PM
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Happy to help..

Ok would offend if I bring in what a great dane would say (ok....Frenchy is not here so here we go...)

Great Dane: 'Dah what's dat....? " ZAP..".I guess I should try not to lick it when the circuit is still on....right?"
Perfect, of course this doesn't apply to Nelly
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Old November 20th, 2008, 01:21 PM
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Perfect, of course this doesn't apply to Nelly
Oh of course not....
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Ok would offend if I bring in what a great dane would say (ok....Frenchy is not here so here we go...)

Great Dane: 'Dah what's dat....? " ZAP..".I guess I should try not to lick it when the circuit is still on....right?"
Nelly just saw your post , I'll let reply herself :
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Old November 20th, 2008, 06:59 PM
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Oh no, hide BenMax, Frenchy saw your post
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Old November 20th, 2008, 07:00 PM
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And Nelly saw it too and now she is mad.
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Don't tell Frenchy - she's got one of my fosters.....
And I'm dying his fur pink as we speak !
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Old November 20th, 2008, 07:13 PM
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And I'm dying his fur pink as we speak !
Good thing I didn't have lasagna in my mouth.
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aaaaw poor stitch.... hims is a boy frenchy make it blue.

oh frenchy incase you didn't notice the list pretty much covered all your furbabies excluding stitch.
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Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
That the part of the cocker Chloe has
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