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Old August 20th, 2008, 08:42 PM
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Mom sent me this: cute Wolf Joke

The Wolf Joke

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees
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>the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
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>'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'
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>The wolf jumps up and runs away.
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>Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
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>and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
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>'My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'
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>Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
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>About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
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>again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
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>'My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.'
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>With that the wolf jumps up and screams, 'Will you knock it off,
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>I'm trying to poop!'
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Old August 20th, 2008, 08:46 PM
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love it absolutely love it.
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Old August 22nd, 2008, 02:26 AM
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LOL, that was hilarious. Thanks I needed that.


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Old August 22nd, 2008, 07:45 AM
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That's funny.
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Old August 25th, 2008, 06:46 PM
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hehe., thats too funny!
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Old September 15th, 2008, 08:52 AM
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Talking funny funny funny!!!



brilliant!!!!!!!
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