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Old June 16th, 2004, 04:30 PM
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Talking Swerving fish!!

When I was watching my fish last, I saw him go to the back of the tank, and I wondered what he was doing. Then he began to dash at my algae eater, but my algae eater didn't move, and he had to swerve to avoid having a head on collision! This was so funny, I guess I didn't realize before that fish (or at least my fish) don't have brakes!!
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Old June 16th, 2004, 09:05 PM
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Maybe his brakes were just a tad damp.
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Old June 16th, 2004, 09:37 PM
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gotta get ABS LOL
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Old June 16th, 2004, 09:51 PM
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You 2 crack me up.......LOL

When I had my tank a few years ago,my algae eater commited suicide.....

Kyra and I looked in the tank and couldn't find the bugger...I checked every day....So when I went to clean the tank.I found it...On the floor behind the stand....Dried up to the bone.....
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Old June 17th, 2004, 09:49 AM
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Friend of mine got a fish for her husband, no tank just a bowl of water..
so you can see where this is going huh!


Fishy fishy lost O2 and decided to make a run for it, or flipper for it and jumpd outta the bowl flapped around on the kitchen floor DIED

So I tell her , K you gotta get a tank the fish pretty much drowned

So she doesn't listen and does the same thing, two days later
fishy #2 dead on the floor again...poor thing died a violent death blood and stuff everywhere.

NO more fishies for them! Thank goodness!

boom boom dittum dottom wottom ..................finish it for me!
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Old June 17th, 2004, 09:53 AM
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LMFAO.

Now that's funny....But not for the poor fishy...
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Old June 17th, 2004, 02:17 PM
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Fish playing "Chicken"!
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Old June 17th, 2004, 06:07 PM
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A friend of mine had a fish that chased the little fishes, and so decided that it was time to teach the big fish a lesson. The three year old took the net, caught the fish, and roasted it under the fish tank's light. It was confessed later that the three year old was punnishing the fish, and didn't know that it was going to die. Just a short little punnishment to straighten it out, you know?
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