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Old December 20th, 2005, 08:00 PM
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A man has a very talkative and cheeky Parrot. He is constantly cursing at him, calling him insulting names and berating him for everything he does.
Fed up with his tirades,the man decides to teach the parrot a lesson, and pops him into the freezer for a little "time-out".

After 5 min, he opens up the freezer door, looks in on him. The parrot says " I'm terribly sorry for my rude behaviour. It wont ever happen again. Please forgive me".
The man says fine, he accepts, all is well again.

As the parrot steps out, he inquires.."If you dont mind my asking... what did the turkey do?"
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Old December 21st, 2005, 12:19 AM
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