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Old August 5th, 2005, 08:08 AM
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New Dog Breeds

Collie + Llasa Apso = Collapso
(a dog that folds up for easy transport)

Spitz + Chow Chow = SpitzChow
(a dog that throws up alot)

Bloodhound + Borzoi = BloodyBore
(a dog that's not much fun)

Pointer + Setter = Poinsettera
(a traditional Christmas pet)

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs
(a puzzling breed)

Pekingnese + Llasa Apso = Peekasso
(an abstract dog)

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer
(a dog fresh and clean as a whistle)

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull
(a dog that makes awful mistakes)

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador
(a dog that barks incessantly)

Malamute + Pointer = MootPoint
(owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway)

Collie + Malamute = Commute
(a dog that travels to work)

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere
(a dog that's true to the end)

Bull Terrier + ****zu = Bull****z
(a gregarious but unreliable breed)
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Old August 5th, 2005, 01:20 PM
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LOL actually, this one: Spitz + Chow Chow = SpitzChow is pretty much a Eurasia. you just need a bit of husky in there too apparently. (Cruel jokes become reality... :sad: )
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Old August 5th, 2005, 01:33 PM
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Pekingnese + Llasa Apso = Peekasso
(an abstract dog)

While I love the posts and got a good laugh from them, I would like to point something out. Llasa's were presented to the imperial court of China as a gift from Tibet. The Llasa was considered the Lion Dog of Tibet while the Pekingnese was the Lion Dog of China. The Chinese bred the two together; the result being what we now know as the Shih Zhu.
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Old August 5th, 2005, 03:00 PM
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Neopolitan Mastiff + Cream-colored Iceland Dog=Neopolitan Ice Cream (a dog that licks itself incessantly)
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Old August 5th, 2005, 09:54 PM
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LOL Dogastrophe- we're killing her joke. I think I'll shut up now... It's all just for fun.
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Old August 6th, 2005, 09:00 AM
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Since I have a Spitz, I have to tell you that the very thought of a Spitz/Chow mix scares the heck out of me.
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Old August 6th, 2005, 01:01 PM
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Really? why?
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Old August 6th, 2005, 08:23 PM
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Neopolitan Mastiff + Cream-colored Iceland Dog=Neopolitan Ice Cream (a dog that licks itself incessantly)
Baaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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Old August 17th, 2005, 03:43 PM
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jayson,
Read the thread made to your attention in the General Forum.

Respond to me immediately.

Too late. Banned.
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Old August 19th, 2005, 01:15 AM
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LOL Trinitie, I think you posted in the wrong thread... Overworked and underpaid??
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