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Old August 4th, 2005, 12:46 PM
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Having a rough day at work?

Having a rough day at work? Try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on the table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson".
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Old August 4th, 2005, 02:49 PM
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That was the scariest story I have read in a lonnnng time. I hesitated to read to the end.
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Old August 4th, 2005, 02:56 PM
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lol, you were scaring me there for a minute.
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Old August 5th, 2005, 03:56 PM
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Jackie what were you thinking huh girl?
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