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Old July 25th, 2005, 06:42 PM
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Talking Best jokes from the Just For Laughs Festival according to me.
These are my favorites from the list of jokes in the Gazette today from the Just For Laughs festival... (I'm avoiding chemistry homework...) I anybody is offended by any of these tell me right away and I'll remove them.

"I got off the plane here from Dublin, somebody said, 'Bonjour' and I thought to meself, 'Seven hours to France? What's wrong with this plane?'" Jason Byrne

'Colic is a medical term for "Please stop crying before I shake you."' Maryellen Hooper

"Marriage is a compromise? Let's see: I'm in pretty lacy underwear, and he's lucky if his don't have skid marks." Maryellen Hooper

"Do you know you can get a Walmart gift card? What does that say? 'I didn't know what to get you, but I did know you'd like something s--tty." Erica Sigurdson

And this one is for Schwinn, although his baby is nothing like this:
"I just don't sleep anymore. The other night I was up at 1,3, and 5 in the morning. At 7, my wife caught me trying to sell the baby on eBay." Scott Faulconbridge

hee hee hee. Remember, if you're offended, tell me and they're gone.
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Old July 27th, 2005, 12:55 PM
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"I got off the plane here from Dublin, somebody said, 'Bonjour' and I thought to meself, 'Seven hours to France? What's wrong with this plane?'" Jason Byrne
I don't get this one.

The others were funny - no offense taken here!
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Old July 27th, 2005, 12:58 PM
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Because Quebec is French too, so when he got off the plane, he thought he was in France, which is only like a two hour flight from Dublin at most, but it's seven hours to here (which actually, it isn't, it's around 9 hours from Dublin, but anyway...)
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Old July 27th, 2005, 01:02 PM
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If someone does get offended then I would worry.

They were funny!!!
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Old July 27th, 2005, 01:02 PM
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Ahhhhh, okay - makes more sense now. Thanks!
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Old July 27th, 2005, 01:05 PM
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HA HA HA HA good ones Prin!
I see the org studying is going REALLY well
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Old July 27th, 2005, 01:08 PM
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LOL... Um.. Yesss, it iiiis.. I'm at the point now where I don't have enough pressure on me yet (24 hours to go), so I'm still procrastinating.... I suck at studying.
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Old July 27th, 2005, 01:58 PM
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I hear ya Prin, when it comes down to finals I end up walking Layla more and more.... it's the best excuse to procrastinate
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Old July 27th, 2005, 02:11 PM
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LOL. I'm watching a thread. If I leave, someone might post and I might miss it. That's my excuse.
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