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Old June 29th, 2005, 08:27 AM
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And God created the dog

On the first day of creation, God created the dog.

On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.

On the third day, God created all of the animals on earth to serve as potential food for the dog.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil, so that man could labour for the good of the dog.

On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball, so dog might, or might not retrieve it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy, and man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to walk the dog.
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Old June 29th, 2005, 08:36 AM
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lol that is so cute!!!!! i like the tennis ball part.
now how about squeeky toys what day was that????
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Old June 29th, 2005, 09:07 AM
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lol that is so cute!!!!! i like the tennis ball part.
now how about squeeky toys what day was that????

*L* that was the day God decided to drive mommies crazy!! *L* or would that be midnight?
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Old June 29th, 2005, 09:10 AM
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lol drives me crazy but when I see the happy smiles I could never take it away.... once i get on the phone its squeeky toy time every one tells me take it away cause . and i just say "if you could just see his face"
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Old June 29th, 2005, 09:23 AM
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oh I agree, and you know...it must be ingrained in every dogs brain....ringing phone...grab the squeak toy *L*
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