Go Back   Pet forum for dogs cats and humans - Pets.ca > Discussion Groups - mainly cats and dogs > On topic - Pet chat, opinions, feelings and rants

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old January 17th, 2005, 08:24 PM
Bearsmom's Avatar
Bearsmom Bearsmom is offline
Senior Contributor
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Orangeville
Posts: 1,070
Bear's visit to his new vet

Brought Bear in this morning for his annual shots, and he met his new vet. Now, picture this 162 lb (yup, he lost weight!!!) dog being pushed into the vet's office, all the while he's looking like I just kicked him or something (sheesh, you'd swear he's being tortured). So I bring him in, and find out he's got the part-time vet (a real sweetheart). She looks at Bear and says, "oh my god that dog is HUGE". Then we weigh him (he's lost a couple of pounds), she tells me no more table scraps and no more treats till he loses about 10 lbs. Poor dog, but I just can't resist his begging eyes.

We get into the exam room, she listens to his heart, gives him his shots, (two of them so he was very miffed at this point), she gets to his back end to check his hips, and he lets out this MONSTER FART. I almost died, the poor vet's face turned green!!!! She, in all her calmness, looks up and says, "well, at least he didn't bite me"

Poor vet. I'm still laughing over it!
__________________
Whatever you are.....be a good one.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old January 18th, 2005, 11:33 AM
Schwinn's Avatar
Schwinn Schwinn is offline
Senior Contributor
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Georgina
Posts: 2,258
Well, I guess you know what he thinks of her! I'm visuallizing it in my head, and I keep hearing him snicker like Quigley, the cartoon dog.
__________________
Hagar:"What kind of dog is that?"
Man with dog:"He's a nice dog!"
Hagar:"You know, at the end of the day, that's always the best kind."
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old January 18th, 2005, 03:35 PM
Bugsy's Avatar
Bugsy Bugsy is offline
banned user
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Montreal
Posts: 955
See... no one wants to hear they could "loose a few". LOL, good for Bear
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old January 18th, 2005, 04:30 PM
Schwinn's Avatar
Schwinn Schwinn is offline
Senior Contributor
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Georgina
Posts: 2,258
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugsy
See... no one wants to hear they could "loose a few". LOL, good for Bear
I guess that was just Bear saying, "Here's your ten pounds!"
__________________
Hagar:"What kind of dog is that?"
Man with dog:"He's a nice dog!"
Hagar:"You know, at the end of the day, that's always the best kind."
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old January 18th, 2005, 04:45 PM
mastifflover's Avatar
mastifflover mastifflover is offline
Senior Contributor
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Toronto
Posts: 4,007
That was too funny thanks I needed a laugh. So we know how Bear feels about her opinion of his weight. Funny dragging these big guys in because they look so tough and are such babies
__________________
Robin
A dog has so many friends because they wag their tails not their tongues.
R.I.P. Buddy 2002-2008 The best Mastiff ever.
Now owned by Clark the Crazy American Bulldog
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old January 18th, 2005, 06:52 PM
dmc123's Avatar
dmc123 dmc123 is offline
Senior Contributor
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: North Carolina, USA
Posts: 1,600
LOL that one made me literally Laugh Out Loud! LOLOLOL

~~Diane
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Forum Terms of Use

  • All Bulletin Board Posts are for personal/non-commercial use only.
  • Self-promotion and/or promotion in general is prohibited.
  • Debate is healthy but profane and deliberately rude posts will be deleted.
  • Posters not following the rules will be banned at the Admins' discretion.
  • Read the Full Forum Rules

Forum Details

  • Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
    Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
    vBulletin Optimisation by vB Optimise (Reduced on this page: MySQL 0%).
  • All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:08 AM.