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Old December 27th, 2004, 11:35 PM
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Talking Hilarious cat joke for you

Here's an awesome one my Mom sent me. Enjoy!

CINDERELLA'S NEW LIFE
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair watching the world go by with her cat, Alan.
One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother.Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy", she said. Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

Alan, her cat, jumped off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch quivering with fear. "Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said Cinderella.

"Is there anything else you might wish for", asked the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I was young and full of the beauty I once had." At once, her wish was granted. Cinderella felt feeling inside her that she had not felt for years.

The Fairy Godmother said, "you have one wish remaining, what shall you have?" Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said, "I wish you to turn Alan, my old cat, into a handsome young man." Magically, Alan suddenly underwent a change and then before them stood a young man with the looks and body that no other man could match. The Fairy Godmother again spoke "Congratulations Cinderella. Enjoy your new life," and with that she was gone.

For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Alan looked into each other's eyes.

Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning, perfect man she had ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his muscular arms.

He leaned in close to her ear and whispered in a warm breath................... "Bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?"


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Old December 28th, 2004, 09:41 AM
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LOL How funny!
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Old December 28th, 2004, 02:05 PM
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LOL! Here's one of my faves:
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Old December 28th, 2004, 02:16 PM
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That is about the truth Lucky oh wait a mintue that is the truth. LOL
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