just a wee joke...

[twinmommy]

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've
got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid
light
bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring
that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid light bulb!

4. Rottweiler: Make me!

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in
the
dark!

6. Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeeeze let me change
the
light bulb. Can I, please! Oh, please, please, please! What else can
I
do
for you?

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these
people to safety, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just
one
more perimeter patrol.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm yapping
at
the world and bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't
see
a light bulb.

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet
in
the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer: I see it. There it is. Over there.

13. Greyhound: It isn't moving so who cares!

14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
circle. Then I'll move them over to a new location.

15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it.


The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light
bulbs. So, the real question is, "How long will it be before I can
expect
some light, some dinner and a massage?

All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have guardians, cats
have
staff!

lolololol!

[DogueLover]

That is soooo hilarious!
You could add mastiffs to that one as well............. in my girls case it would be Oh yeah, that thing, noticed it when I was sacked out on the couch but hey, makes it easier to sleep when it is dark.

[glasslass]

I've seen that before, but enjoyed it all over again. Seems like the version I saw had the last dog (was it a Mastiff?) saying . . . "Lightbulb? Let the Border Collie change it!"
Afraid my Den-Den would say . . . "I'll stand up on my hindlegs and twirl it in. But first, what kind of treat is it worth? Are you admiring me as I twirl? What lightbulb? I forgot!"

[Iggette]

*chuckles*.....that was cute

[twinmommy]

what kind of dog is Den-Den, glasslass?

[glasslass]

Den-Den is my Avatar - miniature poodle. Shhhh! He doesn't know he's a poodle!

[db7]

very cute - only one small point (pun inteneded) the pointer smells the bulb not sees it. The nose knows.

[maddoxies]

This one is a timeless classic.

My Valentin (mini-doxie) is the exception to the dachsund point, though. I swear that dog (sshhh he does not know he is a dog) can reach the light fixture. I swear NOTHING is safe with him around. As a matter of fact, I caught the kitchen light fixture hanging by the edge of the shade the other day ......... Valentin !!! qu'est-ce-qu tu as fait !!!! (French mini-doxie (german breed), Anglophone golden - truly a multicultural household)

[db7]

Must be from Alsace!

[maddoxies]

Nope, Montreal

But my family comes from the Rhine River on mom's side