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Feline Facts
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast" - unknown
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats" - Dave Platt (computer programers) "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle & will pee on your computer" - Bruce Graham "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this" - anonymous "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow" - Jeff Valdez "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats" - English proverb "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat" - Ellen Perry Berkeley "One cat just leads to another" - Ernest Hemingway "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message & get back to you later" - Mary Bly "Cats are rather delicate creatures & they are subject to a good many ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffers from insomnia" - Joseph Wood Krutch "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life" - Faith Resnick "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats" - anonymous "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior" - Hippolyte Taine "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music & cats" - Albert Schweitzer "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God" - unknown "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats" - Colonial American proverb "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want" - Joseph Wood Krutch
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excellent anthology thank you
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My mom and I found a small puddle on the top and figured it was OK, we'd just clean it off and Chris would never notice, but when I picked the computer up after cleaning the top, it poured out of the inside too My brothers used to tease him all the time - payback's a b%$@*! |
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