How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

[Dog Mom]

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
out bulb?


2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up
to code.


3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


4. Rottweiler: Make me.


5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.


8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.


9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
bulb!


10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.


11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light
bulb."


12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?


13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle...


14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?


Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
question is:


"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a
massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF!
WHY GOD MADE PETS

They help out around the house...

[Prin]

hee hee, I've seen that one before, but it still gives me a chuckle.

[technodoll]

Akita: Hey. I did it last time, now it's your turn baby".

[Prin]

oo good idea...

Jemma: You do it first and next time I'll know how to do it by myself.

Boo: I'll do it later. On my own time. When I feel like it. What were we talking about? oo look there's a squirrel 4 houses away.

[greaterdane]

LOL

Great Dane: I can reach it, but now that I'm up here..I forget what I was doing.

Doberman: To put the lightbulb in I would have to leave mom for more then a minute.. Nope, not doing it.

[Dogastrophe]

The majority of terriers: I'll change that light bu ... oh, what's that, a blowing leaf ... I'd better go check that o ... hey a butterfly, wonder if i can catch ... geez, an unguarded sock, that would be fun to play with ... I wonder what's with that guy holding a light bulb in his hand?

[technodoll]

you guys are all !!! i am LMAO!!

[Byrd]

Willow wouldn't only put them in a circle, she'd walk the circle popping them one at a time. Destructive little bitch!

[muckypup]

I never get sick of that.

[bekka_1]

This is my all time favourite dog joke and about the lab thats soooooo true my lab jersey is just like that especially when she sees her favourite people