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"Ode to Poop"
Someone called "Tenderhearts" composed this and I thought anyone with a dog (or multiple dogs) might get a laugh from it!
The Poo Patrol (also known as The Bucket Brigade) Verse 1 I often ask myself why me, why me Why did I not stop at number three? I tried to say no, I covered my eyes I chanted MUST NOT (denial in disguise) The troops they grew at a steady pace Until there were 7 invading my space! Chorus: Armed with bucket, bags, and rake The many poo piles I must overtake I plug my nose and bend and scoop My dreams are scattered with visions of poop Verse 2 My mom always said I was full of poo But little did I know it really was true The grey, the newf, the pittie all know I anxiously await the season of snow When big flakes fall and cover the poo And I have an excuse for a day or two. Chorus: Armed with bucket, bags, and rake The many poo piles I must overtake I plug my nose and bend and scoop My dreams are scattered with visions of poop Verse 3 My back isn't young and the joints are popping But onward I forge, whistling tunes while stopping To harvest the piles, some little, some not While the neighbors wonder if I'm a crackpot But true love will win always, and so I will faithfully Scoop in the backyard for what should have been 3! |
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