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May 19th, 2010, 08:10 AM
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The Veterinarian
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?" The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That's an honourable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said. "Where does he practise?" The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada... He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.'
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May 19th, 2010, 08:35 AM
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 That's cute.
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June 18th, 2010, 08:31 PM
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That was great!
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June 18th, 2010, 08:43 PM
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I needed screen cleaner after that one...lol
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June 19th, 2010, 06:46 AM
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That is too funny!
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June 19th, 2010, 07:16 AM
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love it!
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June 19th, 2010, 11:00 PM
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Funny, I had forgotten I had posted that one.
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Assumptions do nothing but make an ass out of u and me. We can stick our heads in the sand for only so long before it starts choking us. Face it folks. The pet population is bad ALL OVER THE WORLD!
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