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an oldie but oh so good!!
Marriage or Relationship With a Significant Other ...
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's then adopt a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ... then adopt a dog. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies ..then adopt a dog.
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Assumptions do nothing but make an ass out of u and me. We can stick our heads in the sand for only so long before it starts choking us. Face it folks. The pet population is bad ALL OVER THE WORLD! |
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And .... they don't care if you call them by the wrong name!! Cute 14+, it's always fun reading these.
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If you want someone who is content
to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ..then adopt a dog ! If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually .. ..then adopt a dog. BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness .... ..then adopt a cat!
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You.......
.... have a GREAT day!!!!
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Nahhhhh...not around this place anyway.....sweet, sweet kitties falling over themselves to sleep on the bed, cuddle, meet me at the door and just plain please!!!
![]() ![]() Although.....I DO believe in many cases, a pupper far outweighs a man!!! ![]() ![]() |
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Cat maid to: Rose semi feral, a cpietra rescue, female tabby (approx 13 yrs) Jasper RIP (2001-2018) Sweet Pea RIP (2004?-2014) Puddles RIP (1996-2014) Snowball RIP (1991-2005) In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.-English Proverb “While we are free to choose our actions, we are not free to choose the consequences of our actions.” Stephen R. Covey |
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14+kitties,
I just love the cat sitting there with his munchies... and the quotes are so real! This is just too funny! sandyrivers
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