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Old May 13th, 2007, 09:43 PM
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Terrible pet puns
My Dad sent me this-I'm sure some of you have seen it, but I thought it was cute!

STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS......



NOW LOOK AT THE PUPPIES....



SCROLL DOWN......



THANK YOU.....
YOUR CAT SCAN
and Lab Tests
are now
COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!



That will be $1500, please!



It just kills me sometimes that my Dad, who wouldn't even touch a computer for the longest time, now forwards me email jokes! You can teach an old dog new tricks!
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Old May 13th, 2007, 09:51 PM
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I've seen it a few times before but it is still one of the cutest ones.
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Old May 13th, 2007, 09:52 PM
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Cute, but the laughing kitty kinda creeps me out...
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Old May 14th, 2007, 12:28 PM
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hehe, there's a long joke (without pics) that is basically the same.
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Old May 14th, 2007, 06:52 PM
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LOL ! I love e-mail jokes. Prin I heard that joke too and it's one of my favorites.
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Old May 14th, 2007, 07:00 PM
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thanks for the laugh Skryker
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Old May 14th, 2007, 07:03 PM
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Cute, but the laughing kitty kinda creeps me out...
I think he's the cutest thing !
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Old May 14th, 2007, 07:06 PM
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you da crazy funny woman! LOL!! cute!
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Old May 14th, 2007, 11:20 PM
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hehe, good one .
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What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee? a Greyhound Buzz. Taken from dog puns on Punsville
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