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Old March 8th, 2005, 03:59 AM
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Girls night out !

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:
> >
> > The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
> >
> > my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
> > hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
> >
> > Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
> > Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
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> > cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up
> >
> > realizing that it was 3:00am, I cuckooed another 9 times.
> >
> > I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
> > solution (since I was totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
> > conflict with him.
> >
> > The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
> > him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with
> > that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
> >
> > When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
> > three times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
> > it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
> > and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
> >
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Old March 8th, 2005, 10:19 AM
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Thats funny!!!!
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Old March 8th, 2005, 11:16 AM
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That really brightened my day! Thanks
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Old March 8th, 2005, 02:58 PM
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LMAO....that just made my day! Thanks
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Old March 8th, 2005, 03:18 PM
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Wink

Stewart..really like the girls nite out..vry funny.
Where's the chat room?..does no one use it?
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Old March 8th, 2005, 03:39 PM
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I've had a couple of those. : )
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Old March 8th, 2005, 06:37 PM
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I've had a couple of those. : )
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me too.
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Old March 8th, 2005, 06:51 PM
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Funniest thing I've heard all day, thanks!
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Old March 8th, 2005, 08:48 PM
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LOL!!!!

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Old March 8th, 2005, 10:31 PM
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I sold my cuckoo clock for that very reason!! Although, I told everyone it was outdated and Digital was the wave of the future

Ya'll beleive me right ?
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Old March 9th, 2005, 03:50 AM
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Glad you all had a giggle ! A good funny story to brighten the day ! And yes Topaz I to wonder about the chat room i've gone in there a few times but folk seem shy on here,Maybe in my case being in the U.K. its the time difference thing lineing up with most folk Never mind maybe one day I will bump into a few of you folk Keep smileing all !
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