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Old March 27th, 2007, 09:50 AM
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Jokes for the twisted mind ... sense of humour required!!

Had these emailed to me the other day.













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Old March 27th, 2007, 09:55 AM
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he he heheheheh! i must be twisted cuz i laughed my butt off!
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Old March 27th, 2007, 10:06 AM
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Oh, but the last one was so :sad:

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Old March 27th, 2007, 10:14 AM
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some of them are good some of them are bad :sad:
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Old March 28th, 2007, 09:53 AM
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LOVED them!
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Old March 28th, 2007, 10:25 AM
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I am twisted!!! those were good.

the "Stray bar" one is my favorite!!!!!
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Old March 28th, 2007, 04:38 PM
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I saw those on my e-mails also and thought they were very funny. But then I'm a wee bit twisted anyhow.
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Old March 28th, 2007, 05:05 PM
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They were funny. I thought the Kermit one was kinda cute !
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