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Dog rules
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Chris ~~ ZOO OWNER 1 dog - Brick 2 cats - Spunky & Tux 1 very mean tiger barb (who killed all of our other fish) 3 leopard geckos - Dave, Jenn & Jane (gone back to their original owner) GONE TO CRITTER HEAVEN: 1 house gecko - George (RIP) 2 giant african land snailS - Kaimah (RIP) & Kamau (RIP) 2 baby african land snails - Tiny & Pokey (RIP) 1 Veiled Chameleon - Chip (RIP) |
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Excellent site Catt, love the quotes!!!
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I love that!!! Sooooo true.
My favorite is "Dog Haikus" I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I sound the alarm! Paperboy - come to kill us all - Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Meter Man -- come to kill us all -- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look I sound the alarm! Mailman Fiend -- come to kill us all -- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look I lift my leg and Anoint each bush. Hello, Spot - Sniff this and weep. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You will ever be. Today I sniffed many Doggie derrieres - and I celebrate By kissing your face. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I Have made a puddle. Behold my choke chain - Look, world, they strangle me! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot -no greater bliss - Well, maybe catching cats. . . Dig under fence-why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. My owners' mood is Romantic - I lie near them I fart a big one. How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. You may call them fleas, But they are far more -- I call Them a vocation Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you so much. |
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Omg those are funny!!! I love the one about the farts! That is SO Brick!!! LMFAO
I'll have to share some of those with my students...we just finished writing our own haikus!!! They'll love em!!!
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Chris ~~ ZOO OWNER 1 dog - Brick 2 cats - Spunky & Tux 1 very mean tiger barb (who killed all of our other fish) 3 leopard geckos - Dave, Jenn & Jane (gone back to their original owner) GONE TO CRITTER HEAVEN: 1 house gecko - George (RIP) 2 giant african land snailS - Kaimah (RIP) & Kamau (RIP) 2 baby african land snails - Tiny & Pokey (RIP) 1 Veiled Chameleon - Chip (RIP) |
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I'm your friend esp when u r eating LMAOOOOOO
Good ones
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Cats only have nine lives because they stole them from dogs!Teehee |
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