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Old September 6th, 2004, 12:57 PM
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"Dog's Pet-Peeves about Humans!"

My ex sis-in-law just sent this to me in an e-card. I thought it was cute!
Do any of you have something to add?

Dog's Pet-Peeves about Humans:

1. When you push me away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.

3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG !!

4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

7. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet....

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters... Have you noticed the fur? Sheesh!

11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home!

12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

14. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the VISIBLE fence problem!
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Old September 6th, 2004, 01:12 PM
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Way cute.
Numbers 8 and 10 I love! But I still hate the crotch sniffing!
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Old September 6th, 2004, 04:11 PM
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Thanks for the giggles!
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Old September 6th, 2004, 04:55 PM
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Old September 6th, 2004, 09:29 PM
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That is funny Thanks for sharing.
I really think 3-6-15
3- Joride loves to bark even at the wind
6- Marty does that with Blaze, I hate it and say stop
15- Ok I have one, they don't hurt them in anyway though I promise
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Old September 6th, 2004, 11:20 PM
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Thanks for the laughs. It's nice to come here and actually laugh for once.
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Old September 7th, 2004, 01:19 PM
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Very funny.
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Old September 7th, 2004, 02:20 PM
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Very funny CF I printed it off and toke it to read to Justin. Meat Loaf agrees with Number 1. He is getting fixed this month. We adopted a new puppy named Prince Charming and Meat Loaf thinks his name should be PRINCESS CHARMING> LOL!!! I have to watch him all the time. I am so ready to get him fixed.
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