Lifesavers

[rainbow]

A teacher was doing a study testing the sense of taste of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange.................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well, she said, I will give you all a clue.......it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my gawd .........they're @ssholes." !!!