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To be 6 again
A student of mine sends me these all the time, I thought I would share another with you.
>> TO BE 6 AGAIN >> >> >> A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning > back >> and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not > far >> off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. >> >> >> >> I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On >> the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of >> Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. >> >> >> >> What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the > Wall >> of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was. > Five >> hours later they staggered out of the theme park. >> >> >> >> Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her > to >> a McDonald's where he >> >> ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. >> >> >> >> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, >> M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she wobbled home with her > husband >> and collapsed into bed exhausted. >> >> >> >> He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well >> Dear, >> what was it like being six again ?? Her eyes slowly opened and her >> expression suddenly changed. >> >> >> >> I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!! >> >> >> >> The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to > get >> it wrong. >> >> >> >> SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH..... AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN >> HANDLE IT ... >> |
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hee hee hee... He got the 6 year old dream birthday perfect though...
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That is so funny! Though it does sound like a fun birthday!!!
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Oh that would be my guy !!! It's funny when you look back on it--but when it's happening......not so much.
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