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Old March 12th, 2008, 11:06 AM
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I got this e-mail this morning ...

A dog truly is a man's best friend.

If you don't believe me, just try this experiment.
(You get the same results every time)

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you???


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Old March 12th, 2008, 11:10 AM
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Don't need a trunk to prove this, just come home 4 hours late barely able to walk and reeking of beer ... my dogs will always meet me at the front door with tails wagging ... my wife, not so much!
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Old March 12th, 2008, 11:29 AM
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Don't need a trunk to prove this, just come home 4 hours late barely able to walk and reeking of beer ... my dogs will always meet me at the front door with tails wagging ... my wife, not so much!
Just don't try the trunk thing on the same night
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Old March 12th, 2008, 11:41 AM
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So true though!
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Old March 12th, 2008, 12:45 PM
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....too funny.
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Old March 12th, 2008, 04:14 PM
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Just don't try the trunk thing on the same night
I suspect that if I tried the trunk thing I would be spending a very cold night cuddling up to the spare tire!
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Old March 12th, 2008, 08:09 PM
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LOL LOL and LOL again! too funny

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Old March 12th, 2008, 08:13 PM
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I suspect that if I tried the trunk thing I would be spending a very cold night cuddling up to the spare tire!
ROFLMAO I can just picture it
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Old March 12th, 2008, 08:17 PM
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my dogs will always meet me at the front door with tails wagging ...

Okay you guys.... don't think for a minute that only "dogs" come running to the door...my two boys are "always" at the door when my key goes into the lock.... ok...they don't wag their tails...but...they arch their back and tails high into the air waiting for a petting.... honest!!
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Old June 22nd, 2008, 05:44 AM
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yup to the cat greeting

My cat , happy is a dog and copies my dogs actions except for the slobering!!!
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Old June 22nd, 2008, 08:46 AM
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So very true.
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Old June 22nd, 2008, 09:45 AM
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i don't need a trunk for that to know the answer
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Old August 3rd, 2008, 08:34 PM
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thats funny! but so true, i can just picture it "Rover in the car" * happily hops in* " honey i cant find the last can of juice i think it trunk..can you check?" *trunk closes* ..an hour late Rover is there all happy, the wife is glaring!
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