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How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb
This may be old, but it is the first time I have read it:
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ... Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
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LOL, very cute.
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This is absolutely amazing - I hope others read it! So darn true!
Thanks - it just made my day! |
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this is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just snorted my lasagna all over the screen! |
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HAHAHA.. Thats hilarious! Wonder what a yorkie would do??..lol
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BM, I think it will be like:
Yorkie - Pick me up, pick me up! I'll do it, just pick me up!! |
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This is tooo cute!
American Bull Dog: "I'll think about your bulb issues AFTER my nap. kthanks"
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HAHA! Yep, I think you pretty well nailed it!!
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that is pretty much it, huh? |
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Hahahaha That is too cute I laugh my head off
English Mastiff: I could do But it's just too much work!! I love the other comments too. They are as funny as the joke
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My min pin Julia " you...idiot..who do you think I am? That's for 'little' dogs...geezzee"!
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LOL!!! So true!
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Big Thanks L4H, for posting this!
its awesome! I just made everyone in the office snort their respective lunches on their screens! |
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I second it! Ewww ...seconds anyone???
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Thanks alot BenMax and JennieV!! I just spit my coffee all over the screen!!!!
Thanks L4H for posting!! Been alot of fun
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Ok would offend if I bring in what a great dane would say (ok....Frenchy is not here so here we go...) Great Dane: 'Dah what's dat....? " ZAP..".I guess I should try not to lick it when the circuit is still on....right?" |
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I think its awesome! |
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BenMax!!!!!!!
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Don't tell Frenchy - she's got one of my fosters.....
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Got the comment in the TJT now.
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Perfect, of course this doesn't apply to Nelly
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Cat maid to: Rose semi feral, a cpietra rescue, female tabby (approx 13 yrs) Jasper RIP (2001-2018) Sweet Pea RIP (2004?-2014) Puddles RIP (1996-2014) Snowball RIP (1991-2005) In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.-English Proverb “While we are free to choose our actions, we are not free to choose the consequences of our actions.” Stephen R. Covey |
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Oh of course not....
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Nelly just saw your post , I'll let reply herself :
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Oh no, hide BenMax, Frenchy saw your post
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Cat maid to: Rose semi feral, a cpietra rescue, female tabby (approx 13 yrs) Jasper RIP (2001-2018) Sweet Pea RIP (2004?-2014) Puddles RIP (1996-2014) Snowball RIP (1991-2005) In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.-English Proverb “While we are free to choose our actions, we are not free to choose the consequences of our actions.” Stephen R. Covey |
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And Nelly saw it too and now she is mad.
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Cat maid to: Rose semi feral, a cpietra rescue, female tabby (approx 13 yrs) Jasper RIP (2001-2018) Sweet Pea RIP (2004?-2014) Puddles RIP (1996-2014) Snowball RIP (1991-2005) In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.-English Proverb “While we are free to choose our actions, we are not free to choose the consequences of our actions.” Stephen R. Covey |
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And I'm dying his fur pink as we speak !
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Good thing I didn't have lasagna in my mouth.
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Cat maid to: Rose semi feral, a cpietra rescue, female tabby (approx 13 yrs) Jasper RIP (2001-2018) Sweet Pea RIP (2004?-2014) Puddles RIP (1996-2014) Snowball RIP (1991-2005) In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.-English Proverb “While we are free to choose our actions, we are not free to choose the consequences of our actions.” Stephen R. Covey |
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aaaaw poor stitch.... hims is a boy frenchy make it blue.
oh frenchy incase you didn't notice the list pretty much covered all your furbabies excluding stitch. |
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That the part of the cocker Chloe has
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