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Old September 8th, 2010, 05:08 PM
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an oldie but oh so good!!

Marriage or Relationship With a Significant Other ...

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's
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then adopt a dog.

If you want someone always willing
to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...
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then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will
never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you
as you watch romantic movies
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..then adopt a dog.
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We can stick our heads in the sand for only so long before it starts choking us. Face it folks. The pet population is bad ALL OVER THE WORLD!
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