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Old February 18th, 2010, 02:52 PM
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Talking The Purina Diet

Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think, that I had an elephant?

Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

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Old February 18th, 2010, 04:25 PM
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Too funny, edwina.
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Old February 18th, 2010, 04:31 PM
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Old February 21st, 2010, 07:02 AM
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LMBO..... I sure didn't expect that ending ROTFL
Sure glad I had put down my cup of coffee before I reach it too! LMBO

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Old April 3rd, 2010, 01:16 PM
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I have a jokester friend, and that is something he would pull off. So when I read your post, I thought of him, and just laughed.

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Old April 3rd, 2010, 02:11 PM
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Love it!!!!!!

amazing how when a "new diet" is discussed, everyone wants the details...
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