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Things Dogs Must Remember, But Don't!
"Things Dogs Must Remember..."
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up. I will not throw up in the car. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. "Kitty box crunchies" are not food. I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. |
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LOL, that's very cute!!! Thanks for sharing!!!
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Very funny!
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hshahahahhaa
ok, ok, i feel better knowing cHo don't do ALL of the above. .. |
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LMFAO!!! OMG, I think Brick does a few of those too!!! Too funny!!
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I have to show this to my husband so he knows Casey's not the only one with memory lapses!!!!!!!!
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I just read these out loud to my hubby. He's still laughing!
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So True
If only my dogs could read :-)
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Bob was a positive hit on all of them, except for the ones that just don't apply like the kitty poop snacks and the diaper stuff. Very funny.
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