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Old April 16th, 2004, 10:33 AM
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Dog rules

HAHAHAHA...How TRUE is this?!?!?!?!

http://wandascountryhomepoems.com/dogs/index.html

LMAO
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1 dog - Brick
2 cats - Spunky & Tux
1 very mean tiger barb (who killed all of our other fish)
3 leopard geckos - Dave, Jenn & Jane (gone back to their original owner)

GONE TO CRITTER HEAVEN:
1 house gecko - George (RIP)
2 giant african land snailS - Kaimah (RIP) & Kamau (RIP)
2 baby african land snails - Tiny & Pokey (RIP)
1 Veiled Chameleon - Chip (RIP)
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Old April 16th, 2004, 10:57 AM
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Excellent site Catt, love the quotes!!!
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Old April 16th, 2004, 11:47 AM
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I love that!!! Sooooo true.

My favorite is "Dog Haikus"

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Meter Man -- come to kill us all --
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look

I sound the alarm!
Mailman Fiend -- come to kill us all --
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look

I lift my leg and
Anoint each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.

Today I sniffed many
Doggie derrieres - and I celebrate
By kissing your face.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I
Have made a puddle.

Behold my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot -no greater bliss -
Well, maybe catching cats. . .

Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.

My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near them
I fart a big one.

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

You may call them fleas,
But they are far more -- I call
Them a vocation

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you so much.
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Old April 16th, 2004, 12:11 PM
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Omg those are funny!!! I love the one about the farts! That is SO Brick!!! LMFAO

I'll have to share some of those with my students...we just finished writing our own haikus!!! They'll love em!!!
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1 dog - Brick
2 cats - Spunky & Tux
1 very mean tiger barb (who killed all of our other fish)
3 leopard geckos - Dave, Jenn & Jane (gone back to their original owner)

GONE TO CRITTER HEAVEN:
1 house gecko - George (RIP)
2 giant african land snailS - Kaimah (RIP) & Kamau (RIP)
2 baby african land snails - Tiny & Pokey (RIP)
1 Veiled Chameleon - Chip (RIP)
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Old April 16th, 2004, 03:23 PM
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I'm your friend esp when u r eating LMAOOOOOO

Good ones
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