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March 23rd, 2004, 09:13 AM
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top 10 dog peeves about humans
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not very funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back there. 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. 10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? _________________
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March 23rd, 2004, 10:02 AM
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Cute!!!
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March 23rd, 2004, 08:06 PM
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OMG that is sooo funny!!! And so very very true!! Although, the dog farting one....not true in my case; they are usually his!!!
Brick has the nastiest farts, and after he farts, he looks up at us as if it was US!!! Little stinker!!!! And they are NASTY!!!!!!! Damn Scooby Snack treats!!! UGH!!!! 
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March 23rd, 2004, 09:22 PM
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LOL @ dog farts
When Sadie let her first rip that was audible she looked at her but and barked at it. I laughed at her so hard she started barking at me, then her butt then at me then her butt. I wish I had a camera rolling then.
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March 23rd, 2004, 09:28 PM
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I just hate it, Poodles... everyone (it seems) thinks of them as dogs with big hair, with curly coats, hair ribbons, all those kinds of things, when their really not. They're smart dogs that'll train you if you don't train them.  Same with a lot of small breed dogs, but I don't think as much as the Poodle gets it. Oh well...
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