January 17th, 2009, 10:46 PM
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The Pack's Head Servant
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Just east of the Hazelnut Patch, Wisconsin
Posts: 53,771
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Cerberus sidled over to the weights and looked them over.
"Hmmm, they look heavy!" growled Cerberus.
"That doesn't look too scary," baaed Inner Sheep hopefully.
"Think we can lift those?" asked Inner Bunny.
"Cerberus stands over the weights!" barks Deputy Brier.
"They put paws, hooves and rabbit-foots on the bar...
...and heft the weight up!"
The weight moves half an inch off the table, Cerberus takes a step backward and collapses with the apparatus on top.
"Are you all right?" asked Sally breathlessly.
"Oooof-dah!" grunted Cerberus.
"Well, that went well," Inner Sheep moaned, rolling his eyes.
"Sally, I think we need the Deputy's help again!" huffed Inner Bunny.
Sally ran off to get the Deputy.
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