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Old September 14th, 2004, 02:16 PM
Lucky Rescue Lucky Rescue is offline
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Hi, my name is Stinkerbell, and my mom is sick of me. I am fat and greedy, and LOVE to claw your furniture. Oh, and I'm insanely terrified of everyone, so just pass the food (and lots of it) under the bed where I'll be for 3 or 4 months.
Once I get to really know you, I'll be glad to get on your lap when you're trying to type, and bite you pretty hard on the chin. I'm sure you'll get used to it!
I can also rearrange your decor at night, while I obsessively hunt down any bug on the premises. I'm sure you won't mind your house being trashed, but at least you will have no insect pests!
Just don't try to put me in one of those carry cases for trips to the vet, unless you want your hands shredded.
I hope you have other cats, because I'll eat all their food too, and help them stay slim and trim!
Hope to hear from anyone stupid or masochistic enough to want me! Contact me at imapaininthebutt@fatass.com
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