A Pug! I'm a big dog person, myself, but since we got Milo I've fallen head over heels in love with Pugs and this one seems to be a perfect fit
I don't know if I'm allowed to name the rescue, but I'm pretty sure you can figure out which one it is based on the breed
(And you're not nosey! I actually feel all warm and fuzzy inside that people even care about what I'm going through
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