Well,in answer to your question..Women just are more logical,less excitable,have learned to shut off ,especially if they have a hubbie who gets up and takes care of the problem
Another way for you to make a few bucks,write a column for your local paper,called"the Hilarious(sp)Woodies!"
It for sure would give people a chuckle and rid them of any bad mood and maybe even look at nature and the creatures in it with a more caring attitude