[lotus]

The Wolf Joke

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees
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>the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
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>'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'
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>The wolf jumps up and runs away.
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>Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
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>and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
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>'My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'
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>Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
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>About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
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>again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
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>'My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.'
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>With that the wolf jumps up and screams, 'Will you knock it off,
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>I'm trying to poop!'
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