You'll have to ask BM about the swamp people, TQ. She seems to be the only person acquainted with them.
And if you take advantage of Article 11, you might well qualify for president on the basis of Canada then being part of the union. Of course, it might take a while to get the ruling from the courts about being grandfathered in, so to speak, but as long as you're not in a hurry....
btw, TQ, if you own a gun with the idea that you can shoot people and then blame poor eyesight, you aren't wise enough to own one. Good thing you live in Canada.