If you want someone who is content
to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can
push off if he snores
..then adopt a dog !
If you want someone who never
criticizes what you do, doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin,
young or old, who acts as if every
word you say is especially worthy
of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually ..
..then adopt a dog.
BUT, on the other hand, if you
want someone who will never
come when you call, ignores
you totally when you come home,
walks all over you, runs around all night
and only comes home to eat and
sleep, and acts as if your entire
existence is solely to ensure his
..then adopt a cat!