Marriage or Relationship With a Significant Other ...
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's
then adopt a dog.
If you want someone always willing
to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...
then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who will
never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you
as you watch romantic movies
..then adopt a dog.